A priest was standing in the kitchen of his parish offices with another parishioner wondering what to do about a mouse problem. "What am I going to do?" the priest said. "We've tried mousetraps, we've tried poison and we've even tried getting a cat, and nothing seems to get rid of these mice!"
The other parishioner thought for a moment and said, "Father, I think I know a way you can definitely get rid of these mice for good."
"Well, tell me," said the priest.
"Just baptize and Confirm them all," said the parishioner, "and that will solve your mouse problem."
"Baptize and Confirm the mice?"
"Yep. Baptize and Confirm them all," said the parishioner.
The priest looked befuddled. "Baptize and Confirm mice? Why on earth would I do that? How could that possibly help?"
"Well," said the man, "after you baptize and Confirm them, you'll never see them again!"