Thursday, May 29, 2025

The Neurotic Liturgical Vision of Bishop Martin


Bishop Michael Martin's recently leaked draft document "Go in Peace Glorifying the Lord by Your Life" is probably the pettiest, nastiest, most malicious episcopal letter I have ever read. The level of micromanaging displayed in this 7,700 word screed beggars belief. The letter—which runs twenty printed pages—sets a new bar for pedantry with its obsessive attempts to regulate every minute aspect of the liturgy in the Diocese of Charlotte, right down to what prayers a priest says privately while vesting alone in the sacristy. It is a stunning display of small-mindedness by a prelate of exceptional hubris, who announces that he is going to "set his own preferences aside" before he ruthlessly imposes them on his clergy, who lauds "the rich tradition that has been handed down to us" before systematically destroying it with the zeal of a Jacobin, who claims to "encourage unity in worship" while proposing liturgical norms guaranteed to plunge his diocese into chaos. Its dissonance reaches Orwellian levels of double speak.

Sunday, May 25, 2025

About the Vatican Communications...



On May 16, a 36 minute YouTube video was uploaded to the YouTube account "Pan African Dreams" containing a fabricated AI generated speech from Pope Leo XIV ostensibly to the President of Burkina Faso. The video was built from actual footage of Leo addressing journalists on May 12. The video used a "morphing" technique, whereby the lips of the pontiff are made to match the AI generated words.

Sunday, May 11, 2025

Groundless Leonine Prognostications

 


Remember back after the 2013 conclave when papolaters were predicting something called the "Francis Effect"? The Francis Effect was supposed to be a worldwide Catholic renewal brought about in the wake of Jorge Bergoglio's accession to the chair of Peter. All sorts of nonsense was predicted: a boom in vocations, lapsed Catholics returning to the faith, global missionary successes, mass conversions—all flowing from the luminous example proferred by His Humbleness.

Sunday, May 04, 2025

What Universi Dominici Gregis Does—And Doesn't—Prohibit

It is very disappointing that many Catholics are apparently disposing themselves to doubt the validity of the upcoming conclave before it has even begun. These doubts seem to be driven by an overly legalistic readings of John Paul II's Universi dominici gregis, the late pontiff's 1996 Apostolic Constitution on choosing the successor of St. Peter.